Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
