my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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