Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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