Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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