I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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