butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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