I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
wow bdsm is so cute
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Randomize
