Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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