you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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