people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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