We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
MIDGETS
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Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
