Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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