chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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