Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I know her cup size but not her name....
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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