Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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