that's an acceptable place to lick
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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