hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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