Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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