Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
Randomize
