Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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