By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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