i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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