Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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