They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
They have beer where we have blood.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize