doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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