Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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