after a month anything with tits is on the radar
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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