With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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