why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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