Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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