I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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