Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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