party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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