you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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I need you to use more vowels.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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