I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
this just has baby written all over it
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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