id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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