i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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