i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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