i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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