Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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