from now on my penis is your penis
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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