Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Randomize
