We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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