i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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