i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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