from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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