You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Randomize
