Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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