what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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