A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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