I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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