Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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